Alright, listen up you bunch of bloody wankers! I’m here to teach you how the hell to clean your precious flat screen TV without ruining it. So put on your big boy pants and pay attention lah!
The Art of Not Screwing Up Your Telly
Cleaning a flat screen TV may seem like a piece of cake, but let me tell you something mate, one wrong move and you’ll end up with a scratched-up mess. First things first, turn off that damn telly and unplug the bugger from the power outlet. We don’t want any electrocution accidents happening now, do we?
Bloody Hell! Don’t Use Any Old Cleaning Product
I know some of you idiots might be tempted to grab any old cleaning product lying around in your house. Well, stop right there before you ruin everything! You need to use a gentle cleaner specifically made for LCD or LED screens. And for god’s sake, stay away from those bloody ammonia-based cleaners or anything with alcohol in it.
Gently Does It – No Scrubbing Like an Ah Beng
Now comes the tricky part – actually cleaning the damn thing without scratching it all over like an ah beng trying to show off his muscles at Geylang Lorong 8. Grab yourself a microfiber cloth or even better yet, an anti-static cloth designed for electronics. Wipe that bad boy gently in straight lines from top to bottom.
In Case You’re Still Confused…
If my instructions are still too complicated for your pea-sized brain lah, then just buy yourself one of those fancy-schmancy screen-cleaning kits available in the market. They usually come with a cleaning solution and a microfiber cloth, so even you can’t screw it up too badly.
Conclusion: Don’t Be a Bloody Idiot!
In conclusion, if you want to keep your flat screen TV looking spick and span, don’t be a bloody idiot! Use the right cleaning products, wipe gently like you’re caressing your lover’s face (or whatever floats your boat lah), and for god’s sake, don’t forget to turn off the damn thing before attempting any cleaning. Now go forth my friends and clean those tellys without effin’ them up!
